Friday, April 20, 2007

Leonardo DiCaprio gay or maybe experimenting or what?


In Agnieszka Holland's film Total Eclipse, about the twisted, stormy relationship between the French poets Aurthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine, the two rhapsodists got shit-faced on absinthe, and Rimbaud (Leonardo DiCaprio) vigorously porked Verlaine (David Thewlis) in the derriere. So iIs Leonardo DiCaprio gay?
Since I've never attempted to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, I can't speak to his sexual preference. Although it seems like every male star who makes a splash gets accused of being gay at some point unless he makes a big show of his promiscuity with women a la Warren Beatty and Matt Damon. In my opinion, the ones who flaunt their heterosexuality are probably more likely to be gay than the ones who choose to keep their personal life personal. Alexis Williams has a Masters Degree in Public Health from Emory University. Her specialty is health education. What we're saying is that she's qualified to write this column and that you can trust her advice because she's not just some chump we pulled off the street.

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Leo and Lindsey Lohan: It's kind of like it's a status symbol to have dated Lindsey Lohan or something. Everybody wants to do it for at least a day. Who's up next?
I live in L.A., and for years I have been told that Leo is gay, that he wanted to come out and his management wouldn't let him. When he was with Gisele, I thought maybe I'd heard wrong. This Lohan thing convinces me that he really may be in the closet.
Leo has always seemed a litle on the small and feminine side to me. I mean really what can this guy really be packing, 3, 4 inches tops? Im sure Lindsay will get tired of the artificial penis extender Leo must strap on every time they have sex, much like Giselle did.
"Just hold on a minute Linda, I mean Lindsay,I can't seem to get this one buckle done up..."
King of the world my ass.

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From Leo: On rumors:"I've heard some rumors...that I'm gay... If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean that I'm gay." "I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without rumors being spread about me. It's crazy. People always like to make up stories. I am not planning on getting married. Then again, I might wake up tomorrow and decide to get married! If you hear of any incident about me - a fight, a change of clothes, a little extra gel in the hair, don't believe it till you talk to me."

Does this mean he may wake up tomorrow and be gay?- CJ

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heard a lot of stuff like leo has been in gay films,and that he literally gay....is that true....if it is i wouldnt care,and i heard he has a real temper and he beats up everyone.

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Commenting on the movie Total Eclipse: "There is homosexuality, but the film's not about that... It's about a young guy who wanted to experience everything and that was just one element of many, for him to partake in."

Maybe he experiments?-CJ

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"I have the same problem as Edward Furlong. I'm so thin!"

Ever looked at Edward Furlong?- CJ

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Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a lot of jaw-droppingly beautiful girls. He has a good eye for the ladies. Therefore I can only assume that one of the following has occured. Either 1) these stories are lies, 2) Leo's high as a kite, 3) Leo's gone gay and naturally thinks Kirsten Dunst is hiding something in her pants. Maybe there are other explanations, involving black magic and testicles kept in jars of ether, but I just don't want to know.

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In the days following the Titanic film, numerous theories surrounding the event were proposed. Some said that Kate Winslet had put on a lot of weight. Others said that Leonardo DiCaprio was gay. Perhaps the most outlandish suggestion of them all was that the iceberg in the movie was nothing more than a metaphore for four growing social consciousness in the newer generation, and may have been actually been the cause of the sinking of the first Titanic. This is also claimed by some of the survivors of the wreck (although their opinion shouldn't count since they were too close to the event to see things objectively). It is well known however that high magnetic fields (as would have been present in "lobster twirls") cause unusual effects in the brain, and may have caused them to see hallucinations of an iceberg. Some people say that there were several icebergs in the area that could have caused it, but this "iceberg consipiracy theory" holds no water, which is ironic unlike the wreck of the Titanic, which is still soggily floating in bits and pieces on the oceans of the world. The Tit-anic is truly a global phenomenon. Lengend holds, that if you utter the word "Tit-anic" three times into an mirror, you'll look stupid. The prospect of there ever being a 'Titanic II' - alternative titles included 'The Ship That Wouldn't Sink' and 'The Boobtaculous Adventures of Kate Winslet and her Gay, Monkey-Loving Matey Leo' - is scarce since both Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet were killed in a double-murder-suicide after Kate caught Leo making out with director James Cameron. Suffice to say, the movie industries has lost three truly great idiots.
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

HES NOT FRIKIN GAY

Anonymous said...

I have seen a gay porn film which involves two guys peeing on him and i know for sure it was him but i havent been able to find it since, i think it was on limewire... (he looks how he does in titanic .. cat like face, hair etc.

Anonymous said...

that was dillon samuels

Anonymous said...

He's not gay

long island steve said...

LEO doesn't hang with these beautiful girls for nothing (most are models ,actresses etc. whos sexuality is also in question) he loves beautiful women and has sex with them although if you would talk to any of them they will not say he's a real WOMAN PLEASER-- he's bi sexual .I think if he had the balls and just came out he probably wouldn't go too much(IF AT ALL !!) with women !! I don't think he's happy remember when he was younger he was ALWAYS smiling from ear to ear ,now I don't think he's happy because he has to HIDE his "TRUE SELF" and i understand he might lose work (even in this day in age!!!!!!) he would work they would love him but the roles he would recieve would be DIFFERENT !! but I still think he should COME OUT because that wouldn't last long once he RE-PROVES himself he will be right back where he started from ,look at what's his name from "HOW I MET YOU"RE MOTHER" he's back on top doing what he does BEST and he plays a straight GUY !!!!Leo just come out ,you don't have to have a PRESS conference just slowly and it will be a SMOOTH transition !!take that 1000 lb. gorilla off your back!!!! peace brotha----

Anonymous said...

I swear I am not imagining this: Leonardo admitted he was gay in an interview shortly after "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" came out. This was before he was a star and he seemed rather matter-of-fact about it. Since then I always thought of him as gay and it never changed my admiration for his talents.

Anonymous said...

for all u people that thinks that Leonardo Dicaprio is gay. that's not true he is not gay. its what u call acting. That's why he is the best actor in the world he plays the role in movies so well. so leave him alone stop spreading rumors about him. Keep up the good work leo.