In Agnieszka Holland's film Total Eclipse, about the twisted, stormy relationship between the French poets Aurthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine, the two rhapsodists got shit-faced on absinthe, and Rimbaud (Leonardo DiCaprio) vigorously porked Verlaine (David Thewlis) in the derriere. So iIs Leonardo DiCaprio gay?
Since I've never attempted to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, I can't speak to his sexual preference. Although it seems like every male star who makes a splash gets accused of being gay at some point unless he makes a big show of his promiscuity with women a la Warren Beatty and Matt Damon. In my opinion, the ones who flaunt their heterosexuality are probably more likely to be gay than the ones who choose to keep their personal life personal. Alexis Williams has a Masters Degree in Public Health from Emory University. Her specialty is health education. What we're saying is that she's qualified to write this column and that you can trust her advice because she's not just some chump we pulled off the street.
Leo and Lindsey Lohan: It's kind of like it's a status symbol to have dated Lindsey Lohan or something. Everybody wants to do it for at least a day. Who's up next?
I live in L.A., and for years I have been told that Leo is gay, that he wanted to come out and his management wouldn't let him. When he was with Gisele, I thought maybe I'd heard wrong. This Lohan thing convinces me that he really may be in the closet.
Leo has always seemed a litle on the small and feminine side to me. I mean really what can this guy really be packing, 3, 4 inches tops? Im sure Lindsay will get tired of the artificial penis extender Leo must strap on every time they have sex, much like Giselle did.
"Just hold on a minute Linda, I mean Lindsay,I can't seem to get this one buckle done up..."
King of the world my ass.
From Leo: On rumors:"I've heard some rumors...that I'm gay... If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean that I'm gay." "I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without rumors being spread about me. It's crazy. People always like to make up stories. I am not planning on getting married. Then again, I might wake up tomorrow and decide to get married! If you hear of any incident about me - a fight, a change of clothes, a little extra gel in the hair, don't believe it till you talk to me."
Does this mean he may wake up tomorrow and be gay?- CJ
heard a lot of stuff like leo has been in gay films,and that he literally gay....is that true....if it is i wouldnt care,and i heard he has a real temper and he beats up everyone.
Commenting on the movie Total Eclipse: "There is homosexuality, but the film's not about that... It's about a young guy who wanted to experience everything and that was just one element of many, for him to partake in."
Maybe he experiments?-CJ
"I have the same problem as Edward Furlong. I'm so thin!"
Ever looked at Edward Furlong?- CJ
Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a lot of jaw-droppingly beautiful girls. He has a good eye for the ladies. Therefore I can only assume that one of the following has occured. Either 1) these stories are lies, 2) Leo's high as a kite, 3) Leo's gone gay and naturally thinks Kirsten Dunst is hiding something in her pants. Maybe there are other explanations, involving black magic and testicles kept in jars of ether, but I just don't want to know.
In the days following the Titanic film, numerous theories surrounding the event were proposed. Some said that Kate Winslet had put on a lot of weight. Others said that Leonardo DiCaprio was gay. Perhaps the most outlandish suggestion of them all was that the iceberg in the movie was nothing more than a metaphore for four growing social consciousness in the newer generation, and may have been actually been the cause of the sinking of the first Titanic. This is also claimed by some of the survivors of the wreck (although their opinion shouldn't count since they were too close to the event to see things objectively). It is well known however that high magnetic fields (as would have been present in "lobster twirls") cause unusual effects in the brain, and may have caused them to see hallucinations of an iceberg. Some people say that there were several icebergs in the area that could have caused it, but this "iceberg consipiracy theory" holds no water, which is ironic unlike the wreck of the Titanic, which is still soggily floating in bits and pieces on the oceans of the world. The Tit-anic is truly a global phenomenon. Lengend holds, that if you utter the word "Tit-anic" three times into an mirror, you'll look stupid. The prospect of there ever being a 'Titanic II' - alternative titles included 'The Ship That Wouldn't Sink' and 'The Boobtaculous Adventures of Kate Winslet and her Gay, Monkey-Loving Matey Leo' - is scarce since both Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet were killed in a double-murder-suicide after Kate caught Leo making out with director James Cameron. Suffice to say, the movie industries has lost three truly great idiots.