Prepare to drop mouths, drawers--whatever.
You've heard the stories, right? All that ferocious frolicking those Lord of the Rings riders have been getting up to? So, let's stop in at the
"Pardon me, Mr. W.," I insisted. "Please complete the following: Hobbits who play together..."
"...Make sweet love together," Elijah responded faster than an Orc attacks.
Okay, then. But more on that nooky-note a bit la-tuh. Let's first check in with the rest of those canoodling cretins at last Sunday night's ArcLight Cinema do. Right smack on Sunset Boulevard. And let me tell you, the Hobbits and Elves were feeling most festive and frisky--as E.W. has already proven.
Picking a path down the red carpet was Billy Boyd, aka Pippin, who was looking every inch the Scotsman in his black-tie kilt.
"What's underneath the skirt?" I inquired.
"My monster!" responded the game guy with a devilish grin. And no, B2 didn't unleash this sneaky skirt beast at any point in the night. At least not that I saw.
Equally merry on this devilish eve was Dominic Monaghan, who trotted over to yours truly with a sucker stuck in his puss. Looking scruffy, with mussy blond locks, D.M. peeked over my shoulder to wave at the hordes of hollering LOTR fans lining the traffic-jammed street.
"If I wasn't in the movie," mused D.M. in his lilting British accent, "I'd probably be across the street with all of them."
Little early in your career to start channeling Joan Crawford, I thought, but instead said: "Hobbits are such a merry folk," to which he bobbed his head in agreement. "When are you at your merriest?" I asked the benevolent boy.
"When I'm with all the other Hobbits, drinking beer or...eating, ya know," Mr. M. answered between deliberate licks on his lolly. "A Hobbit's perfect night would be to be around a lot of other people, have a big meal and a party."
"And what about on those nights when you're not dazzling fans?"
"We don't tend to go out on the scene all that much," he stated, somewhat sheepishly. "We hang out at each other's houses, you know...doing the typical things that guys do."
"Such as?"
"Playing videogames, watching DVDs--and then we call girls up," Monaghan continued with a boyish wink. "And they say they can't come 'round, so we call more girls up and play more videogames."
"Okay, Mr. Dial-a-Dame," I said, "complete the following: Hobbits who play together...
"That's naughty," D.M. said, as if coralling babes by cell is good clean fun. But with a big fat smile, the D-man relented and answered, "Live together!"
"Oh, have you been playing house with the other Hobbits?"
"We've all been living together at Billy's house in
I'm guessing this is where head Hobbit Elijah Wood's comment comes into play, eh?
"We are merry!" E.W. heartily agreed as he held up his digital camera and snapped a few pics of his buds on the red carpet. "It [
With a secretive grin (dreaming of lazy lovemaking, perhaps), D.M. rejoined his gang of boys, which included the delectable Orlando Bloom.
Tearing himself away from the cozy clan, the noble Elf was looking luscious in all black, with a wispy-thin mustache and a tuft of chin scruff.
"Tongue in my ear!"
"Oh, surfing was the best," Mr. B. exclaimed. "We'd have a few days off from shooting, and we'd all go out and surf all day long."
The ocean, that is. The phone lines weren't ridden till later in the evening.
Poopin' P.S.: While the Hobbit boys were gabbing about kicking up their feet, the Elf princess, Liv Tyler , was mainly moaning about how she was ready to go home already and have some dinner (a pastime she was fond of on the New Zealand set, remember). Not exactly the partying type since she has settled down with her Spacehog fiancé, Royston Langdon.
Whoopin' P.S.: And where was Viggo Mortensen in all of this boyish busyness? V.M. ditched the usual pencil-pushing press and dashed 'cross the street, where the frenzied fans stood in awe of the starry scene. Followed by a harried handful of flackers ("Where is he going?" was the most common schoolmarmish screech heard), the man who plays Aragorn raced over to shake hands and sign autographs. And trust me, that's not something you see every day. Ain't it great?
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the film. So that it would have a meta-textual element, over secret identities, and also give young gay individuals a positive role model in their lives. And presumably, not make stereotypical remarks about men dressed in tight colourful leotards. On, and then, Brandon Routh being cast in the lead. As the evangelical churches of the USA hold their breath, ready to start an onslaught of whipped up mob-hatred, Dan DiDio gingerly accepted the award on behalf of DC. "You know, we're appointing a Senior Vice President of Marketing? Something tells me I think we're going to need him..."Let's take a look at some of the evidence available for speculating on Brandon Routh's sexuality, and see if we can't clear things up. -According to his imdb entry, Brandon is sometimes credited as "B. J. Routh". B.J. is homosexual slang for a hummer.-Among B.J.'s television appearances? An episode of Will and Grace, a homosexual sitcom, titled "A Gay/December Romance."-B.J.'s official site is BrandonRouth.tv. In homosexual patois, TV stands for transexual. -According to some, largely unsubstantiated reports, director Bryan Singer is gay. The verdict? Get ready to start your righteous indignation...
Mafia connections. SHOCKER!Does it sometimes seem like every entertainment journalist in the country is unaware of IMDB? Because sometimes it sure does. Look, if you wanted to offer some support to the "Routh-Gets-Jobs-Thanks-to-The-Gay-Mafia" theory, check out the kid's resume. Also, Radar, while we're on the subject, I thought that caption under Routh's picture ("Thuperman?") was pretty bigoted.Now, Routh's IMDB page is right here.His publicist, naturally, has issued a denial on the gay issue, going so far as to mention a girlfriend to whom Routh is supposedly happily committed. No word on whether she lives in Canada. So let's go to those credits on IMDB now for some truth. Most of Routh's work is TV, which is fine. People can become famous thanks to TV. Just look at Mischa Barton. But that's not the question, is it? The question is if he's deeply entwined by nostril and nipplering to the Gay Mafia. Mr. Routh, I apologize for the serious invasion into your personal life. Quite frankly, if Superman fails because you are gay (not that I know you are), then that is a barbaric tragedy. But Brandon, your resume is so gay, Wentworth Miller looks straighter on paper.
Some stats: 23. Movies:
Josh Hartnett has fake girlfriends.
Kirsten Dunst. Katie Holmes. Scarlett Johansson. Sounds like a who's who of Hollywood hotties, right? For actor, Josh Hartnett, it's actually a list of his "supposed" hook-ups, but according to an ex, they might just be something he made up in his head. In a recent issue of Stuff, Nip & Tuck star, Kelly Carlson, admits that her past relationship with Josh was totally fake and was hyped up to get people into theaters! "Years ago, Josh Hartnett and I did a thing for Teen People
saying that we dated," she confesses. "We’ve always been friends, but it wasn’t true. It was sort of a publicity stunt." Imagine, a celebrity making up a relationship to get press (insert sarcasm here). By the looks of things, at least one on Josh's ex's is still at it!
"Josh was wearing a button-down shirt, looking very preppy," says our snitch. "He was there with the ugly one from the Strokes."
Um, Julian Casablanca?
"No, the really ugly one with the curly hair."
Albert Hammond Jr.?
"Yes."
Josh Harnet and Ben Afflec caught on tape making out, while whileing away the hours on the set of Pearl harbour.
February 02, 2006 After the enormous popularity of Brokeback Mountain, Brad Pitt is desperate for a chance to play gay. A source told The Sun:Brad knows it would be seen as shocking to take on a gay role because he's seen as such a heart-throb. But he has never shied away from taking on controversial films, and he has often chosen to do smaller, more challenging movies. This is insulting to straight men everywhere, who are forced to see him with Angelina Jolie on a regular basis. Pitt asking to play a gay man is like Donald Trump auditioning for Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.
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Jennifer Aniston Says Brad Pitt Is Gay - Aug 3, 2005, 06:29
In her first interview since her breakup with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston told Vanity Fair she was initially "dumbfounded" when she saw photographs of Pitt with his hair dyed "a really gay blond" shortly after the couple had split. Aniston said she recalled thinking, "Ohmigod, he didn't waste any time coming out, did he?"
According to Aniston, she had suspected for some time that all was not "on the straight and narrow" with Pitt's sexual preferences. While refusing to go into detail, Aniston confessed that Pitt wanted her "to dress up like a man" when the couple had sex. Aniston said she tried to accommodate Pitt at first, but "some of the things he wanted me to wear were quite uncomfortable—not to mention ridiculous looking.
"I didn't mind the Village People and Barbra Streisand CDs, or watching that Kevin Kline movie about the gay high school teacher over and over," said Aniston, "but the accessories were over the top."
Aniston said she finally complained to Pitt about those "accessories," but he told her if she didn't want to "play ball" with him, he would find someone else who would. 
"I thought he was bluffing at first," said Aniston, "and that his so-called 'attraction' to Angelina Jolie was just an attempt to gain leverage in our relationship. The next thing I knew, he was photographed playing house with her and visiting a known gay beach in Africa. That really hurt."
Although Aniston struggled to maintain a brave facade in the Vanity Fair interview, she broke down twice during the three-hour session. The first time was when she described her reaction to Pitt's new hair color. The second time was when she recalled her feelings upon realizing that Pitt had contracted AIDS.
"That story about Brad being hospitalized with viral meningitis didn't fool me," said Aniston. "I know what that's code for."
Aniston said that even before she learned about "Brad's medical condition," she had forgiven Pitt and felt no animosity toward him.
"If he found someone willing to do things I was uncomfortable doing, more power to him—and to her. I will always love Brad, funny accessories and all."
Pitt, who is currently vacationing on Fire Island with Angelina Jolie, could not be reached for comment about Aniston's interview. Pitt's spokeswoman, Cindy Guagenti, issued a terse statement saying Aniston is "seriously delusional if she thinks Brad Pitt is gay, even though there's nothing wrong with being gay, of course. Indeed, Brad remains sincerely grateful for the support of his legions of gay fans."
In related news, Brad Pitt is reported to have purchased an ocean-front condominium in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, a favorite playground destination for members of the Washington, D.C. gay community.
However, according to Peterson, initial reports showed no sign of drugs in Brandis' system.
In Agnieszka Holland's film Total Eclipse, about the twisted, stormy relationship between the French poets Aurthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine, the two rhapsodists got shit-faced on absinthe, and Rimbaud (Leonardo DiCaprio) vigorously porked Verlaine (David Thewlis) in the derriere. So iIs Leonardo DiCaprio gay?
Since I've never attempted to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, I can't speak to his sexual preference. Although it seems like every male star who makes a splash gets accused of being gay at some point unless he makes a big show of his promiscuity with women a la Warren Beatty and Matt Damon. In my opinion, the ones who flaunt their heterosexuality are probably more likely to be gay than the ones who choose to keep their personal life personal. Alexis Williams has a Masters Degree in Public Health from Emory University. Her specialty is health education. What we're saying is that she's qualified to write this column and that you can trust her advice because she's not just some chump we pulled off the street.
Leo and Lindsey Lohan: It's kind of like it's a status symbol to have dated Lindsey Lohan or something. Everybody wants to do it for at least a day. Who's up next?
I live in L.A., and for years I have been told that Leo is gay, that he wanted to come out and his management wouldn't let him. When he was with Gisele, I thought maybe I'd heard wrong. This Lohan thing convinces me that he really may be in the closet. 
Leo has always seemed a litle on the small and feminine side to me. I mean really what can this guy really be packing, 3, 4 inches tops? Im sure Lindsay will get tired of the artificial penis extender Leo must strap on every time they have sex, much like Giselle did.
"Just hold on a minute Linda, I mean Lindsay,I can't seem to get this one buckle done up..."
King of the world my ass.
From Leo: On rumors:"I've heard some rumors...that I'm gay... If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean that I'm gay." "I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without rumors being spread about me. It's crazy. People always like to make up stories. I am not planning on getting married. Then again, I might wake up tomorrow and decide to get married! If you hear of any incident about me - a fight, a change of clothes, a little extra gel in the hair, don't believe it till you talk to me."
Does this mean he may wake up tomorrow and be gay?- CJ
heard a lot of stuff like leo has been in gay films,and that he literally gay....is that true....if it is i wouldnt care,and i heard he has a real temper and he beats up everyone.
Commenting on the movie Total Eclipse: "There is homosexuality, but the film's not about that... It's about a young guy who wanted to experience everything and that was just one element of many, for him to partake in."
Maybe he experiments?-CJ
"I have the same problem as Edward Furlong. I'm so thin!"
Ever looked at Edward Furlong?- CJ
Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a lot of jaw-droppingly beautiful girls. He has a good eye for the ladies. Therefore I can only assume that one of the following has occured. Either 1) these stories are lies, 2) Leo's high as a kite, 3) Leo's gone gay and naturally thinks Kirsten Dunst is hiding something in her pants. Maybe there are other explanations, involving black magic and testicles kept in jars of ether, but I just don't want to know.
In the days following the Titanic film, numerous theories surrounding the event were proposed. Some said that Kate Winslet had put on a lot of weight. Others said that Leonardo DiCaprio was gay. Perhaps the most outlandish suggestion of them all was that the iceberg in the movie was nothing more than a metaphore for four growing social consciousness in the newer generation, and may have been actually been the cause of the sinking of the first Titanic. This is also claimed by some of the survivors of the wreck (although their opinion shouldn't count since they were too close to the event to see things objectively). It is well known however that high magnetic fields (as would have been present in "lobster twirls") cause unusual effects in the brain, and may have caused them to see hallucinations of an iceberg. Some people say that there were several icebergs in the area that could have caused it, but this "iceberg consipiracy theory" holds no water, which is ironic unlike the wreck of the Titanic, which is still soggily floating in bits and pieces on the oceans of the world. The Tit-anic is truly a global phenomenon. Lengend holds, that if you utter the word "Tit-anic" three times into an mirror, you'll look stupid. The prospect of there ever being a 'Titanic II' - alternative titles included 'The Ship That Wouldn't Sink' and 'The Boobtaculous Adventures of Kate Winslet and her Gay, Monkey-Loving Matey Leo' - is scarce since both Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet were killed in a double-murder-suicide after Kate caught Leo making out with director James Cameron. Suffice to say, the movie industries has lost three truly great idiots.
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relationships. I haven't got a girlfriend at the moment.
and a place in his heart. It seems it was really that simple. Tawdry tabloid speculation implied that there was something very unseemly about a gay director and a young boy. Homophobic nonsense. Daldry said at the time that Jamie was a catalyst for all kinds of paternal feelings he never knew he had. Daldry has since married dancer Lucy Sexton and they have a little girl Annabel, who Jamie regards as his little sister.
GARETH GATES AND WILL YOUNG BEING GAY.
the Astoria club, and that was crazy. When I walked on stage I went agh, because I'm used to an audience of little girls screaming, crying, fainting, being crushed - and it was exactly the same, but with big men, crying and all! At first I was very nervous, but then I relaxed and thought: "Well, I'm here to perform, go for it" - so I started blowing them kisses!'
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An unconfirmed Internet report has Aaron Carter giving "major head" to Trevor Blumas and Trevor's boyfriend Hayden Christensen at a concert party, and also spending a week together with Trevor, sometime in 2003.
According to the posted on the web by one of Aarons handlers said it was a tag-team situation which I hear a lot of gay guys do when they get a trophy like aaron. All three were at a party. Trevor scored on Aaron, took him upstairs to a private room where Hayden was waiting. it was a two on one tag team with both getting major "head" from Aaron. I guess thats way Aarons got his tongue spiked, its what gay guys do to make oral sex better. But who knows for sure.
Trevor and Hayden are not the first to share in Aaron. That honor goes to none other than Elijah 
Wood and who seduced Aaron way back after the premire of "two towers" back in 2002. It was after a Lakers game. Back then Aaron was a "Grade A virgin veal prize". Anyway, Elijah Wood and his gay friend lured Aaron into a rented SUV during a Lakers game where he was seduced and de-flowered by Elijah Wood first. There are before and after pics of the two of them at the game, before shows Elijah Wood and a fresh-faced Aaron sitting courtside behind the Lakers bench. they are having a good time. Then at half-time they dissappear, only to return during the third quarter. Then it is obvious and clear that Aaron has been thro some rough sex-play, his blonde haired is mussed, his Lakers jersey is disheveled and kind of hanging off his bare shoulder, he has a glazed look in his eyes, and obvious "love bites" are on his neck (hickies). Also, dried "cream-like" material is present on his blushing cheeks and chin. Maybe a slight bruising around his bare upper arms and what appears to be "rope-burns" on his wrists? (Elijah Wood is known for his kinky tendencies.)
Since then, Aaron has gotten the reputatiuon for being an "easy lay". What was once "prime A virgin-veal", has slightly been downgraded to used "grade B, boy-meat". (Some gay dudes refer to their conquests as some kind of meat).
Many closeted gay hollywood types have used Aarons body for one-nite stands----Leo, Chad, Scott, Elijah Wood, and also Trevor Blumus.
Oh, as to Airboy having a girlfriend? You mean Hillary D? She is a front (or a 'beard' which is what gay dudes use to cover themselves) and even she has come out and claimed that she offered up her young virginal sex to Aaron who got flustered and ran away from it. But her claims are also suspect as it now appears that she was aiming to get herself knocked up by Aaron so as to latch on to his bank account before his mother got it. Both she and that other girl, (i forget her name now) were both competing to get into Airboys pants since he was 13!! But it looked like Elijah Wood beat them to it.
Please note that the report is not verified or confirmed but he is at least bisexual, and he has reportedly made a veiled assertion about his being bisexual in a gay-oriented magazine entitled "Y-14".
The following article was reported by People.com, about Aarons time with Michael Jackson and his support of him.
Teen pop star Aaron Carter is speaking out to PEOPLE about his troubled relationship with his mother and sister and about his friendship with Michael Jackson. After Carters mother Jane told Access Hollywood that her son had spent an unsupervised night with Jackson at his Neverland Ranch, and Carters sister Leslie, 18, implied that drug use may have been involved, Carter told PEOPLE: I dont do drugs. I didnt do them with Michael Jackson and I dont do them with anyone else. Carter, 16, had a lot more to say in a frank discussion. On his mother and sister: I really dont like being around them. All I hear is You need to go on television and make me look better. I just think, Just be my mother, just be my sister. Its all about money and publicity for them. My last word to (my mother) is that shes the adult, not me. But it seems to be switched around. On his playdate at Neverland with Jackson, who has been charged with child molestation: Michael and I have been friends for three years. I went to Neverland for his (45th) birthday bash. We were smashing cake in each others faces. It was really cool. Until 5 a.m., me, him and Chris Tucker were out on
four-wheelers, riding around in the mountains. Nothing happened between me and Michael. We didnt sleep in the same room, we didnt share a bed. We have a normal friendship. Theres nothing sexual to it. I dont consider myself with anybody, but Ive been seeing a couple of people.
On women hes attracted to: Im not going to tell you, Oh, looks dont matter. If you dont look good, get away from me! On his next career move: My sound is definitely changing (for an upcoming album). It is going to have more of an R&B vibe with some rock. Its influenced by Craig David, Usher and Justin Timberlake. Meanwhile, Carters mother Jane stands by her decision to go on television and question the night her son spent with Jackson. I told the truth, she says. I dont know what happened at Michael Jacksons house, but I was concerned like any parent would be. Jane does admit to a rift between mother and son: I dont have a regular phone number for him, I dont see him like I would like to. But she hopes to work things out. I will say that I love Aaron with all my heart, says Jane, 45. I want to be a loving mother to him. I am on his side. I want whats best for him. I know that he may not believe it at this moment, but it is true. I would do anything for him. Aaron says that there is a fairly easy way to end their family squabble. I would forgive my mom, he says, but shes going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.
